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I Had A General Anesthetic. That's So Weird. You Go To Sleep In One Room, Then You Wake Up Four Hours Later In A Totally Different Room.
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I had a general anesthetic. That's so weird. You go to sleep in one room,
then you wake up four hours later in a totally different room. Just like
college.
-- Ross Shafer
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