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I Hate To Think About The Past. It Just Brings Back So Many Memories! -- Steven Wrigh
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I hate to think about the past. It just brings back so many memories!
-- Steven Wright
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I am getting into abstract painting. Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas, I just think about it.
I just went to an art museum where all of the art was done by children....
My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -- Steven Wrigh
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second. -- Steven Wrigh
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it....
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
-- Steven Wrigh...