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• The cops can't get me--they're all prisoners of the donut shops.
• Kodos: Here comes something! Kang: Remember the story
  we're newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital. [the donut rolls by as Kang smiles] Oh, Shazbot....
• Wouldn't it be great if cops gave you tickets--to a show?
  You're doing seventy in a forty-mile zone and they say, "All right, take this ticket--to a Wayne Newton show....
• Oh, by the way, which one's Pink? -- Pink Floyd
• Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
  And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...
• Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop! Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?
  ] applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday!...
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
  Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more....
• Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.
  In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive....