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  IBM has their strategem And they built a granite box Which steadily grows acuter, It tracked the moon, warned of monsoons, And Honeywell competes like Hell, And forecast the equinox But the story's missing link Their price was right, their future Is the system old at Stonemenge sold bright, By the firm of Druids, Inc....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• hash collision n. [from the techspeak] (var. `hash clash') When used of people, signifies a confusion in associative memory or imagination, especially a persistent one (see thinko).
  True story: One of us [ESR] was once on the phone with a friend about to move out to Berkeley....
• Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
  That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd better believe it....
• There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors.
  Look at how well off I am here," he said to a mainframe programmer who came to visit, "I have my own operating system and file storage device....
• DRUIDS, n. Priests and ministers of an ancient Celtic religion which did not disdain to employ the humble allurement of human sacrifice.
  Very little is now known about the Druids and their faith....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes.
  When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, 'Well first I....
• hash collision: [from the technical usage] n. (var.
  `hash clash') When used of people, signifies a confusion in associative memory or imagination, especially a persistent one (see {thinko})....