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I Have A Map Of The United States...actual Size. It Says, "Scale
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I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1
mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the
world. I hardly ever unroll it.
-- Steven Wright
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I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
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I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I'm the only one in my neighborhood who has a life-size map of the United States.
When people ask me where I live, I tell them E-5....
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I want a map of this conversatio
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
.. every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
Quote #118 I have a flawless philosophical and scientific model of reality.
Unfortunately, it's actual size. We must never be dogmatic....
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wrigh