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I Have An Awesome Sex Drive--problem Is, I Can't Get Out Of Park!
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"I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!"
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
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The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Who can stand "I don't know" answers to answerable questions?
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
City lights have always inspired me to reflect upon the memories I never had.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I didn't mean to do that on purpose. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I like mixing leisure with pleasure. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
When something is wrong with the river, I will not blame the rock.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...