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• Remember, UTS spelled backwards is STU.
• Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Po
• My brother just got out of the Marines. They made a man out of him .
  .. paid for the operation and everything. -- Stu Trivax...
• Disco Stu: [making indescribable body motions] Did you know that disco record sales were up 400/ for the year ending 1976?
  If these trends continue... A-y-y-y! [kicks his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platforms with water and fish inside] Home...
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Homer: [singing] Hey, big spender: dig this blender!
  Rainbow suspenders -- hey, big spender! Everyone...
• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
• I went out with this girl who was really fat. Did you ever hear the expression "as big as a house"?
  She was wearing aluminum siding. She had two pictures....
• Freaks In Linux Houses Shouldn't Throw FUD By Mr. Stu Poor, technology pundit for the Arkansas "Roadkill Roundup" newspaper.
  [Editor's Note: He's the local equivalent of Jesse Berst]....