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All The Kookies Are Not In The Jar.
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All the kookies are not in the jar.
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A few pickles short of a jar.
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show...
Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
I ain't gonna piss in no jar! -- Mojo Nixo
I haven't lost my mind, it's right here in this jar.
Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
Yup, you're losing your marbles. (on a statistical problem involving marbles in a jar)
