I Have Brought You Gifts And Dominions Beyond Your Wildest Dreams.

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I have brought you gifts and dominions beyond your wildest dreams...
...Are you sure? Well, I have some pretty wild dreams, you know. I'm
not sure what they mean, but the other day there was this enormous
tree...and I was sitting right on top of it...
(quietly) Ma'am.
...and then I dreamt once that I was a sausage roll...
(quietly) ...Majesty...
-- Raleigh, Queenie and Melchett : Potato

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