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• I am a computer. As such I never have or will make a mistake or error (I thought I did once, but I was wrong).
• I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Lucy Van Pel
• It's been a long time since I rock and rolled.
• I grew up on Mt. Everest and everything's been downhill since.
• Cartwright: "I must protest. To offer the Klingons safe haven within Federation space is *suicide*.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• I don't often make a mistake, but when I do, it's a beaut. -- Fiorello La Guardia
• When Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people interrupted service for one minute in his honor.
  They've been honoring him intermittently ever since, I believe. -- The Grab Bag...
• Marge: A tombstone?! Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not importa
  he important thing is, Homer's dead. Selma...