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• Occasional lapses of omniscience are the price I pay for being implementable
• Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
• I don't get mad -- I get odd.
• I have a photographic memory, but I keep forgetting to put the film in. Peter Campbell
• Theme music from Peter Gunn:) My name is David. What people call me is something else entirely.
  I'm a P.I. It says so on my door. I would have been here to take your call, but then....
• parity errors pl.n. Little lapses of attention or (in more severe cases) consciousness, usually brought on by having spent all night and most of the next day hacking.
  I need to go home and crash; I'm starting to get a lot of parity errors....
• I have a photogenic memory.
• Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is going to get fired.
  Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you fired, didn't I?...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....