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All The Poles Were In The Right Half Of The Plane.
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All the Poles were in the right half of the plane.
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And all of the signs were right there on your face.
Remember the Wright Brothers? They were just plane folks.
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time. Robert Half
FLY WINDOWS NT All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane.
They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying....
DOS AIR All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, jump off when it hits the ground again.
Then they grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, etcetera....
Skiers do it with poles.
Back in '80 or '81 the workers were rioting in Gdansk and there were fears that the Soviets would invade Poland to put down the demonstrations.
Foreign correspondents were curious as to just what the Poles would do if they were invaded....
MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
An elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane when a terrible storm forced them to land on an uninhabited island.
When several days passed without rescue, the couple and their pilot sank into a despondent silence....