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• The more I know me, the less I like me. -- Doctor, Time and the Rani
• You don't understand regeneration, Mel. It's a lottery, and I've drawn the short plank.
  -- Dr. McCoy, TIME AND THE RANI...
• Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now...
• If we must play the theological game, let us never forget that it is a game.
  Religion, it seems to me, can survive only as a consciously accepted system of make believe....
• Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
  Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....