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• I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton.
  -- Ian Anderso...
• Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um, uh, er.
  ..} {[Homer waves his nametag back and forth]} {Ooh, uh....
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....
• But among the children of the Great Society there were those whose skins were black.
  And lo! Their portion was niggardly, and of the fatted calf they were sucking hind teat ....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign....
• SMILEY ?-( about people with a black eye
• Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
  -- Oscar Wilde...