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I Hope Something GOOD Came In The Mail Today So I Have A REASON To Live!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have
a REASON to live!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
I'm DESPONDENT... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this miniature DOMED STADIUM.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope I bought the right relish... zzzzzzzzz... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Should I get locked in the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Could I have a drug overdose? -- Zippy the Pinhead