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• My cat had the flu but he survived... -- Dr. Andrew P. Paplinski, Signals and Systems lecture
• You are uneasy; you never sailed with me before, I see.
  -- Andrew Jackson (1767-1845) -- Life of Jackson (Parton), Vol. iii, p. 493...
• Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters.
  The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended....
• Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that they are forbidden.
  They are less allowed than allowed transitions, if you see what I mean....
• Alcazar: "I hope you don't think less of me because I live in a giant castle.
• I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• I don't understand you anymore.
• Because I do, Because I do not hope, Because I do not hope to survive Injustice from the Palace, death from the air, Because I do, only do, I continue.
  .. -- Thomas S. Pyncho...