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• All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
  -- Jim Fiebig...
• All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
  -- Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American -- H. L. Mencke...
• Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average America
  All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards....
• Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average America
  All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards....
• Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
  -- H.L. Mencke...
• Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat. -- Jim Fiebig