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I Keep Hearing That Jesus Christ Is Coming, But Nobody Knows His Tour Dates. -- Michael Luca
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I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates.
-- Michael Lucas
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Jesus Christ, I hate those christians!
JESUS CHRIST -- the Messiah's handle.
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Jesus Christ is the answer. Now, what was your question?
Jesus Christ was a good teacher, but he didn't publish.
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin. -- Michael O'Donohugh
Christians will tell you that the proof of Jesus Christ's death is that someone had pushed his hand into his side .
. . yes, but did anybody bother to take a pulse??? -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com...