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• I love New York! * * * No Radio
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy.
  -- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage...
• I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. -- Steven Wrigh
• So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?
  Well that would be a start. -- Cary Grant & Audrey Hepburn in "Charade", 1963...
• There's no such thing as a well adjusted slave.
• I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
• What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!