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I Know This World Needs Help. That's Why Some Of My Generation Are Kind Of Crazy And Rebels.
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I know this world needs help. That's why some of my generation are
kind of crazy and rebels. We wonder if we're going to be alive
when we're thirty.
-- Roberta Lincoln, "Assignment Earth," stardate unknown.
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Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
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Beverly: "We will start with the assumption that I am *not* crazy.
-- "Remember Me", Stardate unknow...
I know this world needs help.
Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...
Scott: "I'm not here for a tour, laddie. I'm here to help!
LaForge: "That's very kind, but I'm sure we can handle it....
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
When we are not sure, we are alive. -- Graham Greene
Tony: Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
Marge: The answer -- is no. Tony: I'm afraid I must insist....
Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....