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I Know You're Supposed To Take Life One Day At A Time -- But Lately Several Days Have Attacked Me At Once.
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I know you're supposed to take life one day at a time -- but lately several
days have attacked me at once.
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Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
-- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
If thou would'st have me sing and play As once I play'd and sung, First take this time-worn lute away, And bring one freshly strung.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- If Thou would 'st have Me sing and play...
B'Ijik: "Greetings, Captain. I regret to inform you that Gowron and the High Council are quite busy and won't be able to speak with you today.
Picard: "Is Gowron aware that we have been transmitting messages for the past three days?...
Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
Casey came home from seeing the doctor looking very worried.
His wife said, "What's the problem?" He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life....