Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
I Liked Morphine From The Start. It Made Me Graciously Tolerant Of Every Form Of Human Imbecility, Including My Own.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
I liked morphine from the start. It made me graciously tolerant of every
form of human imbecility, including my own.
-- Alexander King
Related:
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Carl Jung ['Memories, Dreams, Reflections', 1962]...
The Opinions expressed here are my own - I managed to form them without *Any* help from my employers.
.... -- DISCLAIMER...
My heart is heavy at the remembrance of all the miles that lie between u
and I can scarcely believe that you are so distant from me....
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me....
Every year, I get the same tax form in the mail, with my name label on it.
Can someone tell me how I can cancel my subscription?...
I have always given it as my decided opinion that no nation has a right to intermeddle in the internal concerns of anothe
hat every one had a right to form and adopt whatever government they liked best to live under them- selve...
I would that I were low laid in my grave: I am not worth this coil that 's made for me.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
A Requiem For Today's Technologist A computer is my lover The only life I've ever known I've given it my soul And in return I've got it's own.
I tried to love a human But he filled my days with pain The ache was so intense, I swore I'd not love man again....