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I Liked O.J. Better When He Was A Commercial & I Could Switch Channels.
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I liked O.J. better when he was a commercial & I could switch channels.
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I liked him [Spock] better before he died! -- McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
I liked you better before I knew you so well.
I think he's a few channels short of Basic Cable.
andom adj. 1. Unpredictable (closest to mathematical definition)
weird. "The system's been behaving pretty randomly....
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
-- Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About Nothing...
I used to have a life, but I liked mail-reading so much better.
The last good thing I saw on tv was the off switch. -- J. Craig Brunson (craig@ukpr.uky.edu)