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• Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter then the other.
  Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, when the dolphins just played all day....
• A man's body is 70% water. However, a dolphin's body is 0% water, so dolphins have to live in the ocean.
  -- Steve Connelly...
• Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because he has achieved so much -- the wheel
  New York, wars and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....
• Though pleased to see the dolphins play, I mind my compass and my way.
  -- Matthew Green (1696-1737) -- The Spleen, Line 93...
• And cute little baby dolphins DIE... Cool!
• Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet? -- Geordi
• Tested on dolphins and assorted helpless furry creature
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....