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• I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -- Steven Wrigh
• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Four years ago... no, it was yesterday. Today I...
  No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was playing poker the other night ... with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...