I Like Having A Machine Called 'elvis' On The Network Because That Way, I Can Say 'ping Elvis' And Have It Come Back With 'elvis Is Alive'.

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I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way, I can
say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with 'elvis is alive'.
-- Carl Shipley

I met Elvis + lived...
I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
I've come too far, and I don't know how to get back. ELVIS PRESLEY
If I had a belt like yours, I could be an Elvis impersonator.
Elvis is alive and doing my laundry.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? -- Irv Kupcine
Irv Kupcinet: "What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
I would say that like Elvis' daughter and Michael Jackson, it now appears as though we have some irreconcilable differences.
-- House Budget Committee Chairman John Kasich...

I Like Having A Machine Called 'elvis' On The Network Because That Way, I Can Say 'ping Elvis' And Have It Come Back With 'elvis Is Alive'.

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