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I Like Picking Up Hitchhikers, And Then Look Straight Ahead With Out Speaking At All.
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I like picking up hitchhikers, and then look straight ahead with out
speaking at all. Then after a while, look at the victim and give evil laugh,
and grin at them.
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Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
Like watermen, who look astern while they row the boat ahead.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Whether 't was rightfully said, Live Concealed...
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) [GRIN]
Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
It depends on how you look at it--an idiot, or a saint.
-- Dr. Summers, Mind of Evil You're right, Jo. [There is magic in the world after all....
Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change.
I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go....
Quote #572 As the fading light of a dying day filtered through the window blinds, Roger stood over his victim with a smoking .
45, surprised at the serenity that filled him after pumping six slugs into the bloodless tyrant that mocked him day after day, and then he shuffled out of the office with one last look back at the shattered computer terminal lying there like a silicon armadillo left to rot on the information superhighway....