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• Waiter, I'll have what the guy writhing on the floor had.
• My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
  They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...
• I'm a beautiful guy And you have just walked by And I have gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy I'm a beautiful guy (You know what I mean?
  You know what I mean?) -- Frank Zappa, "I'm a beautiful guy...
• I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
  -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• I got a Mac-10 for officer Wind, Damn his devil ass Need to be shipped back to Kansas, In a casket, crew-cut faggot, Now he ain't nothin' but Food for the maggots.
  .... -- Ice Cube, We Had to Tear this Mothafucka Up...
• What I gave, I have; what I spent, I had; what I kept, I lost. -- old epitaph
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• We have the most [thorough] test guy in the world..
  . [I showed him this program and he asked,] 'but Rob, what if time runs backward?'...
• I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and "rogue" sun.
  That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, "Regular time?...