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I'll Kill You If You Ever Call Me Violent Again!
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I'll Kill you if you ever call me violent again!
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I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
Thank You -- Call Again.
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
Stop me, before I kill again!
Stop Me Before I Kill Again...........
You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...
Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....