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Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Show me a female ... I'll show you a problem.
Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Show me a cat that just ate a lemon and I'll show you a sourpuss.
Show me a squirrel's nest and I'll show you a nutcracker suite.
Show me a stolen sausage and I'll show you a missing link.
Show me a swine in the rain and I'll show you hogwash.
Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!