I'll Tell You What I Want, I Want Someone Who Is
So Beautiful That When You See Her You Say, 'Wow,
That Humperdinck Must Be Some Kind Of Fella To
Have A Wife Like That.
I'll tell you what I want, I want someone who is
so beautiful that when you see her you say, 'Wow,
that Humperdinck must be some kind of fella to
have a wife like that.'
-- William Goldman / S. Morgenstern, The Princess Bride