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• Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Will, age 7...
• I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
• How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
• Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...
• You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Larry, age 8...
• If you get the feeling that I don't love you, feel again" -- Stupid country song titles #6
• Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?
• Love is like age, it can not be hidden.
• To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness.
  I did so at the age of four-and-a-half. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company....