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I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!)
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Anyone South of the border are Mexicans.
Rom. Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear, That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops-- Jul.
O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable....
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! Someone I DON'T LIKE is talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Grampa: What's the matter, boy? Homer: Nothing. Grampa
You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to wrestle the bucket [of `Shakespeare's Fried Chicken'] out of your greasy mitts....
Bubbles in her think tank.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Full throttle, dry tank.
Look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!