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• I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss he
• I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house. -- Chas Elstne
• My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
  And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
• Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head
  My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry...
• Love is never jealous or envious. Tell THAT to my wife!
• Love my 386/33 . . . Thank God my wife isn't that fast!
• I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.
• I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!