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I Lurk Quietly And Carry A Big ON/OFF Switch!
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I lurk quietly and carry a big ON/OFF switch!
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Walk softly and carry a big RESET switch.
Lurk, lurk, Lurk.
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Speak softly and carry a big check.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
The last good thing I saw on tv was the off switch. -- J. Craig Brunson (craig@ukpr.uky.edu)
Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.
Energy Saving: Achieved when the power switch is "off".
If you had an off switch, doctor, would you not keep it a secret?
I guess I would. -- Data and Dr. Crusher, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4...