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I Made A Note In My Diary On The Way Here.
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I made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says...'Bugger'.
-- Cpt. Darling : Goodbyeee...
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Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
. ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
Till then, we've got bugger all to do except sit and wait.
Oh, I dunno sir, we could have a jolly game of charades?...
Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay In better spirits night and day.
Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.