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I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated.
Your battery needs a new car.
-- Mechanic to customer
Related:
Garage mechanic to customer: There's nothing mechanically wrong with your car, sir- it's just an underachiever.
-- David Brow...
I finally got it altogether, and found out that rental space for it was far more expensive than anticipated.
Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
Have a good trip! I hope you enjoy your absence more than I will. -- Ashleigh Brillia
Data: "Commander Riker, you have anticipated my denouement.
However, the sentiment is appreciated. I will continue." -- "Schisms", Stardate unknow...
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your entire body!
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
-- from "Cerebus" #82...
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY! -- Cerebus, #82