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  I said, "Just wait." -- Judy Tenuta...
• This guy was puffing his cigar in my petite flower face!
  So I said, "If I wanted to shorten my life--I'd date ya!" -- Judy Tenuta...
• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
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• You are excess baggage in the airport of life. -- Judy Tenuta
• I knew she was gone 'cuz, I ran out of beer.
• I blinked, therefore I ran.
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  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wrigh...