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• Nature draws the line. I just keep crossing that sucker.
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• I thought, therefore I was.
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
• A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper.
• And I thought *I* had problems!