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I May Be Accused Of Being Confused, But I'm Average Weight For My Height.
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I may be accused of being confused, but I'm average weight for my height.
My philosophy, like color TV, is all there in black and white.
-- Raymond Scum
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I am a person of color: My color is White
When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set.
They bought a piece of cellophane, shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so they could claim that they had a color TV, too....
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varie
I like my coffee black... as a moonless night.
I'm not black like Barry White though I am white like Frank Black is. -- The Bloodhound Gang.
You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.
-- Rorschach, "Watchme...