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• I'm a self-made man, but I think if I had to do it over again, I'd call in someone else.
  -- Roland Young...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious.
  I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation....
• I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself.
• I'm not the man I thought I was, but then again, I may be more...
• If I hadn't had them, I would have had some made.
• Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino
  I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch....
• I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament.
  The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister....
• I think thinking is so important.