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• To reform a man, you must begin with his grandmother. -- Victor Hugo
• I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
  -- Dave Barry...
• A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window.
  Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she gushed. "No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through the window and grabbing the ring....
• They stript Joseph out of his coat, his coat of many colours.
  -- Old Testament -- Genesis xxxvii, 23...
• Great Lover, n.: A man who can breathe through his ears.
• The way to a man's heart is through his veins.
• The way to a man's heart is through his back.
• The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.