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• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
• Shoot me, please, I can't take it anymore!
• Carol: "Actually, he's a lot like you...in many ways.
  Please tell me what you're feeling." Kirk: "There's a man out there I haven't seen in fifteen years who's trying to kill me....
• Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself (I am large, I contain multitudes).
  -- Walt Whitman, Song of Myself...
• Yeah I know the feeling.
• I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• I love working on computers ... hand me the axe, please.