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• For those who say I can't impose my morality on others, I say just watch me.
• My position hasn't changed.
  I am, uh, pro -- pro -- uh, prolife -- -- President George Bush, April 1992...
• I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Pro-Choice: If your mom aborted you, where would you be today?
• I think contraception is disgusting -- people using each other for pleasure.
  -- Joseph Scheidler, Director, Pro-Life Action League...
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...
• Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
  Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say that. -- "Homer the Heretic...
• I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.