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• Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong?
  Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night....
• I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
• If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.
  -- Erwin Schrodinge...
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
• We're going to keep on repeating history until we get a passing grade.
• After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
  Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $...
• I am not going to focus on what I have done in the past what I stand for, what I articulate to the American people.
  The American people will judge me on what I am saying and what I have done in the last 12 years in the Congress....