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I'm Lazy. But It's The Lazy People Who Invented The Wheel And The Bicycle Because They Didn't Like Walking Or Carrying Things.
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle
because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
-- Lech Walesa
Related:
In fact, I think Linus's [= Linus Torvalds'] cleverest and most consequential hack was not the construction of the Linux kernel itself, but rather his invention of the Linux development model.
When I expressed this opinion in his presence once, he smiled and quietly repeated something he has often said...
All innovation is accomplished by lazy people who were tired of doing things the hard way.
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. -- Bob Hope
Why should I?" is the cry of work dodgers. Their aim is to do just enough to get by.
They are clock watchers who are afraid they will render more service than they are paid to perform....
Some people who boast about how broadminded they are may just be too lazy to find out which side they're on.
Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano.
Homer: Wow, that's really lazy. Larry: Lazy? You're not kiddin'....
You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.
-- Dagwood Bumstead...
You can't teach people to be lazy -- either they have it, or they don't. -- Dagwood Bumstead