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• A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• H. L. Mencken's Law Those who can -- do. Those who cannot -- teach.
  Those who cannot teach -- administrate. (Martin's extension)...
• H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach.
  Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach -- administrate....
• An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• What is done with joy is always better done. -- H. L. Mencke
• Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry late
  for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an Art.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956) [Having the facts is hard.]...