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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• I supposed it had to happen. It usually does at about this age?
  What does? Glands, erupting with hormones. -- Geordi and Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8...
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  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...