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I'm Not A Tease--teases Make Promises They Don't Keep. I'm A Flirt--I Make No Promises At All!
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I'm not a tease--teases make promises they don't keep.
I'm a flirt--I make no promises at all!
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I promise results, not promises.
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost, "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening", 1923...
Bart, this isn't one of those phony-baloney promises I don't expect you to keep!
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The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
I for one cannot protest the recent M. T. A. fare hike and the accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service.
For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that can't be measured in monetary terms....