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I'm Not Very Smart But I Can Lift Really Heavy Things!
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I'm Not Very Smart But I Can Lift Really Heavy Things!
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Timothy: "How can you lift something so heavy?" Data
I am an android. My strength is many times that of a human....
To err is human, but I can REALLY foul things up.
Rugged: Too heavy to lift.
RUGGED: Too heavy to lift.
RTFM? I can't even LIFT it!
Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
[sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
Program load too heavy for processor to lift.
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
I wish that everyone was as smart as a wyse.